I was asked by a friend of mine if I knew anything about capitalism. I said sure. The first letter of the first word of any sentence is capitalized!

People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.

Department stores have come out with a new size for their clothing line that fits me perfectly. The label reads, XXL-LOL!

Don't be afraid of change. You can still buy gum with it!

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants!

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