You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.