63 Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout about humor



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    I can’t believe Mr. Leto wouldn’t let us do our classics report on Twilight. It is a classic.”I laughed, momentarily forgetting about the job I had to do. “Twilight is not a classic, Stacey.”“Edward is definitely a classic in my book.

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    Salad? Who wanted salad when I had beefy enchiladas smothered in cheese? Come on, now. The look on my face must’ve given away what I was thinking, because the salad bowl magically ended up closer to where I sat.

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    Cool. I'm quiet, too." I arched a brow. He laughed. "Okay. I'm not quiet. I'm sure if you Wikipedia'd my ass, I would show up as the opposite of quiet. But that's okay. You and I would get along like lime and tequila. You can make up for my nonstop talkin' and I can make up for your lack of talkin'." He nudged my arm with his. "We're a perfect team!" The smile returned to my face. I didn't really know him but I liked him.

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    Bananas?" He nodded with a small grin. "I discovered about those years ago that I absolutely hate those damn things." "But they're just bananas." "They're the fruit of the devil."A surprised laugh burst out of me. "That's ridiculous."The half grin spread and the dimple appeared. "It's the truth. Now it's your turn.

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    You're going to want to play along and do so quickly, because I have the patience of a hungry toddler and a severe problem with impulsivity. I don't think before I act.

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