Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

Harry" Bob muttered at me, "Stop trying to piss it off!

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Just remember that you're on my list, Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town, you won't be the lesser of them anymore."Marcone stared at me with half-lidded eyes and said, "Eek.

Maybe,” he said in a slow, rural drawl, “you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy.” “Well,” I said, “if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.