Shhh ... I heard I thought something.

In the Photoshop of life, some of us need sharpening, some of us need resizing, and some of us need a whole lot of negative warp.

Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.

When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)

She told me to stop trying to save her. So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.

Ignorance is blissinformation.

Time *is* the wound.