The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes

The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society