If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win

Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth

Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends

If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....

If Life flashes before your eyes just before you die....mine will be wearing a trench coat