12 Quotes by Karl Pilkington about funny


  • Author Karl Pilkington
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    We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

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  • Author Karl Pilkington
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    What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

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