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    Did you know that Gideon and I were trained in Krav Maga?" Charlotte took another step closer to me, and I automatically took one back."No, but did /you/ know that at this moment you look like that crazy rodent in Ice Age?

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    Bocker", flüsterte Mia mir zu."Wie bitte?" flüsterte ich zurück."Biest in Ocker ist einfach zu lang.Nennen wir sie Bocker.

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    Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed.

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    Whenever he looks at me with those big brown eyes, I feel like giving him a nut,” she said. She even started calling the squirrels running around in the park Mr. Whitmans.

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    Yes, right, and the earth is flat,” I replied. Stupidly, I said it out loud. Everyone else at the table looked at me, taken aback.“No, Gwenny, the earth is a globe,” Caroline kindly told me. “I couldn’t believe it at first, either. But apparently it flies through the universe at lightning speed.

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