God shows us the path; the Devil shows us the possibilities.

In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.

In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.

You don't have to believe in Gods of democracy. Vote them in!

To confess?! But what if the priest snitched me to God?

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married.

God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon.

Dear God, save us from The Church!