You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

A smart woman doesn't have to think if she is beautiful. A beautiful woman doesn't have to think if she is smart.

Don't argue with a smart person. He won't drag you up to his level.

The unspoken rule of democracy : three stupid ones will always outvote two smart ones.