As I reflect on all my friends and colleagues in my life on this special occasion... Mother is only half the word that immediately comes to mind.

When it's all said and done remember, "You are only as old as you look.

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it.

Just because you consider yourself a genius does not mean you are smart

After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your head to see what's going on in there." I warned them, "If you spent five seconds in my mind you'd probably run out screaming and never speak to me again.

There is nothing more stimulating to the senses than that of a female body freshly emerged from a steaming hot shower, bathed in oils and feminine scents... well nothing except maybe a freshly opened package of chocolate double-stuffed Oreos.

If you constantly make it clear that you are unwilling to budge, don't get upset when no one is around who's willing to give you a push.