Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

Get high on love, not drugs.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

Women make the world go round; men turn it upside down.