If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.

Women make the world go round; men turn it upside down.

Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.

Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.

Children move stones with their feet. Men move rocks with their hands. Women move mountains with their hearts.