The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.