Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

A true friend doesn't have guts; they beat you up and later plead with you to beat them back.

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.

Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door.

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her.

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.