You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

Jesus is the answer; to questions such as ‘Who is said to have walked on water?’, not our problems.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

The belief that heaven is above us was made even more ridiculous by the discovery of the fact that the world is not flat but round.

Religion is great at instilling the fear of hell, but awful at giving a taste of heaven.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.