To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Most employees do not give their best, either because they are underpaid, or because to do that would be to be underpaid.

Like its value, money’s ability to control others, or to make them envious, is not affected by how it was made.

I am yet to hear someone claim that a salary is nothing but a number.

One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.

It is painful to see someone do something we do with displeasure for pleasure.