Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

It is an extremely strong desire in a fool to be regarded as cool.

Stupidity is intensified by things such as arrogance and confidence.

Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.