We start living in heaven as soon as we leave life … the hell alone.

Our mind can be in heaven while our body is in hell. And vice versa.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Free will is an illusion believed to be had by an illusion.

All preachers speak confidently about life after death as if they once died, even though almost all of them have never even fainted.

The belief that heaven is above us was made even more ridiculous by the discovery of the fact that the world is not flat but round.