To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

The hatred of money is almost always a defense mechanism.

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.