Some people’s meals have way less nutrients than some people’s faeces.

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.

We humans have survived and thrived for many centuries before the discovery of fire, which eventually led to the invention of cooking.

In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.

In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.

Every tongue has low standards during starvation.