To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

The way most people use their minds is analogous to an ambulance that is used only as an umbrella.

You cannot really convince a man who has always been blind that he does not see.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

A man reaches the peak of irrationality just before, and that of rationality just after, an ejaculation.

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.

Heartless’ is a label that is all too often wrongly given to someone who is rational by someone who is emotional.

It takes courage to speak or react way slower than you think.

We are sometimes reminded that we are not always rational, when someone spits as a response to a foul smell.