Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

Some things do not make sense, not in themselves, but to some people.

Education almost always leaves stupidity intact.

Education is guaranteed to mitigate ignorance, not to eradicate stupidity.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

Some children are a bitch or an asshole in the making.

Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.

It is doubly unfortunate to be ignorant or stupid … and confident.