It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

A girl or woman that drinks or smokes is very unlikely to still be a virgin.

Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.

We are sometimes forced by nature to feel like having sex, but never to have sex.