130 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana about Employment
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The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.
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Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.
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A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.
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12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
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A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.
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Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.
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Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.
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Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
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Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.
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