Jesus is the answer; to questions such as ‘Who is said to have walked on water?’, not our problems.

Some people deny the existence of God in order to give themselves credit for their successes. Some accept His existence in order to deny responsibility for their failures.

Give God a break: work for what you are praying for.

Believing in God makes one humble … and arrogant: those who do give their actions and their abilities way less credit than they really deserve, and are inevitably left with the unshakable belief that they are way more important to life than they actually are.

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

To comedians and humorists, God is laugh.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Free will is an illusion believed to be had by an illusion.