If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

Poverty is greatly exaggerated by sanity.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.