The belief that heaven is above us was made even more ridiculous by the discovery of the fact that the world is not flat but round.

Religion is great at instilling the fear of hell, but awful at giving a taste of heaven.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

Not everything happens for a reason; we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves.

If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Wearing things such as makeup and fake hair is some people’s subconscious way of showing God where they are adamant He made a mistake.

We use our belief in witchcraft, God, miracles, etc. to fill a hole in our heart, or a gap in our knowledge or understanding.