Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

When coming to sex: First served, first come.