Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

A relationship is very likely to initially make us pretend we are someone we are not; a friendship, to eventually make us pretend we are still someone we used to be.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.

Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.

Some of those who think that men are dogs are men, thanks to things such as pseudo-feminism and homosexuality.