Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.

Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

We call talking about other people’s personal lives ‘gossip’ only if we aren’t or weren’t part of the conversation.

We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.

Laughing is a gazillion times more likely than praying to leave you grateful to be alive.

A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.

Writers and speakers whose words are usually not informative, funny, or thought-provoking are a waste of the ability to write or speak.

The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is—or if she feels that it is—big.