The pleasure or the benefit that the object of our deed derives from it is every now and then greater or even more important than the one we derive from the deed.

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.

You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe; you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do.

When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.

The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.