Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

Sex for pleasure is chewing gum for genitals.

Pleasure is often felt through the tongue or genitals as an attempt to distract oneself from the pain one is feeling through the heart.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.