32 Quotes by Nicole McKay about Funny
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I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.
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I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.
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I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.
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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
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Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.
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I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.
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Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.
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A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.
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If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.
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