I'm a Baroque person. More than Baroque, I'm a Rococo person. I don't draw straight lines.

My childhood was a drag show!

For me, every week is a fashion week.

I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.

I'm not crazy, I just detest realism.

I'm like a circus standing on two legs.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

Realism is criminal.

France, stop throwing awards at me! I have so many already, give them to people who need them.