Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing.

Christians believe:If you love God you go to heaven.If you don't go to heaven, you go to hell.So, if you don't love God, you go to hell.God created everything, including heaven and hell.So he created a torture chamber, in case you don't love him back.Crazy.

I bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like: "Damn, that name is way cooler.

How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her? Or was God Christianity's first rapist?

Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.

If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates? Or does he outsource the job to penis-manufacturing elves?

Worshipping a cross is no different than worshipping a tree, a rock, or the stars.

Owning a gun proves "In God we trust" is a lie. If you actually trusted in God, you wouldn't feel like you need a gun.

Religion is a conspiracy theory."God did it" is no different than "the lizard aliens did it."Like religion, conspiracy theories are popular among the ignorant, because they offer simplistic answers to difficult questions.