I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

When a troll tries to piss on your leg online, simply reply with: "Does your mom know she raised a little asshole?" It attacks him on so many different levels at once, he won't know how to respond.

I call my writing style 'Short-Attention-Span Stand-Up.' Or SASSU for short. Sassy.

The difference between a writer and an author: Writers call each other writers. Readers call writers authors.

Cocky Reality Check For Dummies: 'For Dummies' was trademarked years ago. Where was the outrage then?

Creativity takes courage. It takes courage to bare your soul for the world. It's like taking off your armor, although you know people have pointy sticks that they love to jab into soft flesh.

Everyone thinks they are above average, which is statistically impossible. There have to be below average writers. But nobody sees themselves that way. That means there are a whole lot of bad writers out there, who don't even know it.

I'm in love with my own words.

Bad choices make good stories.