Money is for rich people.

Spirituality is your own imagination.Religion is someone else's imagination.Both are based on nothing more than wishful thinking.Science is the search for evidence-based truth. Very different from wishful thinking.

Greed and selfishness are Republican virtues.

Rainbows are gay space lasers. That's why they're not straight.

Trump is so evil, the 7 deadly sins are his 7 favorite hobbies.

Coronavirus needs a better name. Something bad ass, like the Black Plague. I'm thinking Airborne Aids. Or Flying Herpes.

Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck.

Christians believe:If you love God you go to heaven.If you don't go to heaven, you go to hell.So, if you don't love God, you go to hell.God created everything, including heaven and hell.So he created a torture chamber, in case you don't love him back.Crazy.

When a troll tries to piss on your leg online, simply reply with: "Does your mom know she raised a little asshole?" It attacks him on so many different levels at once, he won't know how to respond.