People have always been vain. Can you imagine what it was like when some guy invented the first mirror? Maidens probably spent all day and night just staring at their own reflection in the dim candle light of their drafty castle tower, back when the first mirrors were cutting edge technology.

You're not the butcher, selling sausages. You're the cow, pre-sausage.

The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.

I bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like: "Damn, that name is way cooler.

If Hollywood was a Republican town, Weinstein would still be president, and he'd still be molesting women.

Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo

Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.

Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?

How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her? Or was God Christianity's first rapist?