After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

So lets knock a couple back and make some noise

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.