Jenka: Iz dis de first time hyu faced down an entire army all by hyuself vit a veapon hyu vasn't sure vos gonna vork?Gil: Well, yes ...Jenka: Vell den. Dot's just hyu body bein' all surprized hyu ain't all blowed op and dead!

Gil: Is your mind always in the gutter?Zeetha: - asks the man with no pants.

People keep giving me rings. But I think a small death ray might be more practical.

Ah! Speak of the devil, and you find her in your hat.

Looks like ve is keednappink hyu a leedle after all.