Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.