Lady Beverly: What kind of bullshit answer is that, kiddo? I was born and raised here. I may be older that dirt now, but I was a street rat back in my day.

Condoms are not like a glove; one size does not fit all. Bring your own.

By the way, it was me. I farted. You're welcome. Get used to it. I'll do it again before you check out.

New Orleans restaurants are so good, you'll want to slap your momma, you neighbor's momma, and your neighbor's momma's momma.

I have no clue what she asked for. It sounded like a code during wartime, where coffee was the solider and she was the five-star general.

It's my job to help the guests, even if I think they'll turn out to be a super-snotty, dripping little twat of distaste and ill repute.

I'm impressed. I've never seen a piece of shit read before. Would you like an award?

I speak New Orleans sassy black woman dialect. I love it.

We, as a society, will never grow into a better world unless we change our outdated views of the world. We should not adopt and carry forward the way people have been mistreated in the past, but instead pave a way to love and acceptance, or the future generation will fail.