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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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