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    Way I figure it, if I'm forced to have a partner, might as well have one with benefits. If you're annoying me, fucking you will be more satisfying than punching you." Prophet grinned, then added slyly, "And I could punch you afterwards.

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    You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants.""What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to know.""Means fucking keeps you young.

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    In the dark, Dave reached for Roger's hand as they watched the shadowed lovemaking. "Were we ever that beautiful?""You still are," Roger told him."Maybe we should make the most of the hurricane.""This is definitely foreplay.""It's like Tumblr, the live version.

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    Cade sounds like someone I need to meet. I’ve been hearing his name an awful lot.” “Because he’s an awful lot of trouble,” Tegan told him. “Best ones usually are, Teegs.

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    Lawyer?” Cade paused in his pizza path of destruction to gulp some soda. “Who needs a lawyer?” Tegan and Vic stared at him until the realization dawned. “I need a lawyer?” “I’m really glad you agree with that,” Tegan said smoothly.

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    He's a little more...psychotic than usual," Tom said quietly."How so?""He took C-4 to bed with him."Prophet shrugged. "He's always done that.

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