Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?

You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks at you.

What I find predictable is crazy people's ability to predict that unpredictable people can be predicted by their consistent unpredictable behavior, thus making all crazy people predictable when the world says they are unpredictable. Therefore, I must be “right” because I can predict crazy because I have been trained in the unpredictable nature of consistent craziness because I am crazy.

I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about me.