Money! Father Rudden had tried everything to raise funds to repair the church, he even went to the bank. 'Don't be a fool, Father!' said the manager, 'Put that gun down.' Money!

Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.