I have discovered that mortality is a boon as well as a curse. Knowing that you will die makes you appreciate each day that you are alive.

I was thinking of that old expression: Those who fail to repeat history are doomed to learn it.

The editorial director of the Hysteria Channel needs to be tough. This is a highly competitive business. We thrive on conflict. Do you have any experience with the kind of human misery that drives our ratings?”“If you look at the second page of my resume, you’ll see that I have destroyed at least 114 civilizations, have threatened three dozen galaxies and have haunted dimensions you’ve never even heard of. Twice, I was named Demon of the Month. That earned me a premium parking spot.” 

What’s wrong with nature shows?”“You can’t believe anything the narrators say. One claimed that some animals mate for life. Come on, they need time off to eat and sleep, don’t they?