Let's face it: once you've ridden one Moroccan camel, you've ridden them all.

I can't wait to see him being a father. There's just nothing sexier than watching a man change a diaper."I could think of several things that might be sexier than that...

I like kittens, too, but she must've gone hunting this morning and left them hungry, because at about four a.m., I could hear all this pitiful meowing that went on forever. I wanted to feed them so bad I nearly started lactating.

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.